CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG.
Shit Spider-Man Says.

The unsuccessful sequel to ‘V for Vendetta’
There should be a Watchmen one.
“And all the whores and politicians will look up and shout ‘save us’ and I’ll whisper ‘BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.’”
(via lokilomax)

Been a while since I’ve done one of these. There’s probably a reason for that.
Dammit, NOW they tell me. I guess I’ll have to go raid that elementary school tomorrow. I mean, heck, where am I gonna find virgins in college?
(via holymotheroflidstrom)
Th-th-th-thanks
It seems along with running out of ideas for picture spams, I’m running out of titles. Ah well, whatever. Have some Muppet parody-things.







Did someone say “crappy hipster photo edit?” No? Really? Ah, you’re getting one, anyway.
THIS. THIS IS BLOODY AMAZING. Sure, rhythm is a little off at times and there aren’t always rhymes, but I can’t stop smiling.
